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| Addressing Death |
 There seem to be many things to cover, so let me get right to the point:
JON IS NOT DEAD.
Now, if you're a typical Proton Jon fan, you may be asking yourself: "But Mr. Kelekin, how do you know he is not dead? He hasn't logged on to Youtube in a month!"
Fear not, courage-lacking nerd voted most likely to live in their parents basement until they are 30! Proton Jon is not dead!
"But you aren't saying how he is not dead!! I know you're his roommate, but how do you know he's not dead!?!?!?"
Oh nerd who will undergo years of therapy after LPing stops being popular, most of what you are suspecting can be answered with a few simple and unfortunately unnecessary explanations!
"PLZ TELL ME KELEKIN BEFORE I END MY LIFE!"
Do not end your life, my not-really friend! You have many years of disappointment to look forward to, and you don't want it to end so abruptly. So here are the answers you seek:
Reasoning as to Jon not being dead
There are many reasons I can list as to why Jon is not dead. While we may not be roommates any longer, we happen to co-exist in a realm outside youtube. We generally call this realm "Friendship", which, I do understand many of you don't understand the concept of because your sheer oddness causes most people to run and hide.
Jon hasn't logged into his Youtube account in quite some time, yes, I know. This can be explained easily by the fact that we spent two weeks cleaning and preparing to move, so going on to Youtube wasn't really a priority. Now you might say "Well, it's been a couple weeks since then!" Yes, it has - weeks in which Jon hasn't even had his new internet set up yet.
Other proof I can offer as to Jon being alive would be the fact that I saw him a few days ago, and he's pretty alive.
In reality, I shouldn't have to explain any of this, but your attempts at logical deduction cease to exist. There is nothing more to say on this matter. Jon is alive, so drop it, and move on.
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on October 12 2009 07:44:13
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on October 12 2009 10:57:10
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on October 12 2009 11:37:52
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on October 12 2009 14:12:49
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on October 12 2009 15:55:51
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on October 12 2009 17:49:19
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on October 12 2009 18:58:34
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on October 12 2009 20:07:39
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on October 12 2009 22:13:00
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on October 14 2009 13:01:31
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